Wizard of Oz 99 Problems

Wizard of Oz 99 Problems Witch Ain't One T-Shirt
Wizard of Oz 99 Problems Witch Ain't One T-Shirt

Yellow brick roadin’ with my newfound crew.
Skippin’ along, ruby red on my shoe.
Critics say we lackin’ the courage, brains, heart.
Come at us, bro. We all do our part.
Witch try’na trick us, make our path tough.
Ain’t playin’, she can Flying Monkey right off.
Places to be; off to see a wizard.
Road isn’t easy, not even skird.
Flyin’ home soon, I just need this broomstick…

I had 99 problems and a witch was two.
Landed a house on one’s head; turned the other to goo. Hit me.

So after all that, just a guy with a curtain.
Being played for a fool, I know this for certain.
At least dude’s from Kansas, seems pretty cool.
Fire up the balloon, we’ll hot-air carpool.
Oh shit, Toto’s crazy, jump’s right out the bin.
There goes my ride, stuck back in Oz again.

So, it turns out the “nice” witch had the power all along.
Screws up my week and then sings a song.
I’m so ready to bounce, but you know what I’d do,
Need to get home, I’d say this third witch is lucky.

I had 99 problems and a witch was two.
Landed a house on one’s head and turned the other to goo.

Hit me.