Wolf Pizza

Tim & Eric's Billion Dollar Movie Wolf Pizza T-Shirt
Wolf Pizza Tim and Eric Billion Dollar Movie T-Shirt

It’s more doggie than slice, yet food enough to drop an anvil on hunger’s face.

“Wolf Pizza” by Duke Aber was made for the T&EB$M (notice the subtle lettering in the brain). It’s striking and neon and righteous to put on yourself, maybe even a little self-righteous, but really it just sits on your chest like a bald eagle spread eagle at the S’wallow Valley Mall.

I spent a billion dollars on a movie and all I got was this crappy t-shirt, but at least it reminds us all to be careful in the food court.